10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker