10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.