10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP