10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.