10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Poker is for loners.