10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Why not, when some because there are three.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson