10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson