10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• It's Free To Fold...
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it