10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- It's Free To Fold...
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway