10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]