10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester