10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Poker is for loners.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.