10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery