10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs