10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion