10 Random Poker Quotes

• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright