10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.