10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.