10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Welcome to kicker school
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow