10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."