10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.