10 Random Poker Quotes

Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
"I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
Liquor up front, poker in the rear
they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
(after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"