10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.