10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi