10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi