10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• im going to 2 out you to death
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."