10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant