10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.