10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine