10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth