10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Those eggs smell delicious!