10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"