10 Random Poker Quotes

• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."