10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Fold and live to fold again
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.