10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"