10 Random Poker Quotes

• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Fish don't eat Nutz!