10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek