10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986