10 Random Poker Quotes
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- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
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- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "No river, no fish."
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Poker is for loners.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen