10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "No river, no fish."
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer