10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus