10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha