10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --