10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier