10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)