10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.