10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike