10 Random Poker Quotes

• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Welcome to kicker school
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.