10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.