10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "No river, no fish."
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Poker is for loners.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."